Dear vandals in my neighborhood,

Please stop learning the basics of spray-painting and graffiti in the form of illegible black scribbles near my apartment. Youngblood Gallery just got in 25 new colors of Montana spray-paint. I suggest you go by and pick something up other than flat black and get practicing. Maybe mess around with some imagery other than a giant penis and sharpen up those tagging skills so I can actually read your shit, and tell all the spots that you trashed with your non-sense. Until you develop some technique, your pieces are no more artistic than the guy that that broke my car window to steal three dollars in change. At least my insurance paid to fix that mess.

Banksy always gets me riled up.